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Valco! Serves you right. I've prepared
something.

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Can't you just stop that? Don't forget
our brilliant... From booze to biscuits.

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Red hot tails.

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Loads of tofu ones. The finest butchers.
The freshest meat.

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Now 24 hours a day. Service with a
smile.

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Friendly staff, always happy to help.

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Roger that.

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Tick.

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Am I getting paid for this? Valco!

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Serves you right.

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Morning.

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Morning.

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What in the name of San Pellegrino?

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We've been evacuated, Gavin.

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Yes, we'll have to go home, Gavin.

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Lou? Hi, Gavin.

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How are you? You look really well. What
happened?

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What? This.

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Oh, yeah. Well, you know, it's not a
flood, which is good. In fact, it's

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much the opposite of a flood. It's a
fire, clearly.

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Yeah, a baby one.

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Oh,

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I've got this under control.

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Mr Strong.

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Safety approach.

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That's a bakery fire, sir.

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Fire in the bakery. Total write -off,
I'm afraid.

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Line of damage to two of the ovens.
Possibly three.

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We don't have three.

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Unconfirmed. But you can reopen the rest
of the store. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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No one reopens anything until I've done
a full safety check.

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OK. Safety reopen.

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Lou, Lou, Lou, this is a disaster. What
on earth?

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I think we need to look at the positive.

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Glass half full. What? Glass half full.
Half full glasses. What? Every cloud.

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You're just saying words.

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Positive words.

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Anyway, I'm going to hand over to you
now. Have a great day.

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Oh, no, no, no, you don't. No, no, this
is on your watch.

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Head office are going to have kittens.
Oh, God, I love kittens.

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Listen, you can tell them that this
would have been a lot worse if I hadn't

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the fire brigade almost immediately.

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Almost? Yeah. Well, I thought you had to
leave it for half an hour to see if the

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fire died down.

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Dear God.

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I wanted to be a fireman. An ambition,
Colin.

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Not like you. It just seemed like the
natural choice for me, you know.

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I just kept starting fires.

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My uncle's a fireman. He says they
mainly sit about all day playing pool

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watching porn.

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They're like my two specialist subjects.

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Yeah, Colin's like a porn encyclopedia.

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He watches them all.

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Yeah, it's like a labour of love for me,
and the best thing about it, a new

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video is uploaded every two seconds.

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He's like Rain Man, but filthy.

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Right, now, back to work, everyone.

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Now, Colin, the area around the meat
counter needs a mop. And, Shai, will you

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just stand by the front entrance just to
reassure people on the way in? What

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should I say?

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Well, just tell them the truth. There's
been a fire, but everything is fine now.

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Fire! Fire! Fire!

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We no longer have a fire. Excuse me,
Gavin.

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Listen, Margaret, I'm a little bit busy.
Well, I don't want to worry you, but

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there's been an alarm going off. Oh,
yes, yes, for the fire.

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Yeah, well, I thought you should know in
case it's something important.

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Yes, like a fire. Oh, I hope not.

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I couldn't bet.

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The fire alarm going off as well.

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Harry,

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where were you on the night of the 14th?
Do you mean last night?

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Yes. Then why not just say that, then?
That's not how they talk in an

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investigation. So, where were you? I was
out with some mates.

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OK, I was at home with a girl.

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Don't lie to me, Harry.

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OK, I was at my nan's and I had a really
bad nightmare and she's got loads of

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room in her bed, but I didn't start the
fire, OK?

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Thank you.

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Harry... Don't write that down!

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Man.

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Welcome to Valkyrie. Your chances of
dying are very slim.

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Hello, Heather. Don't look at me!

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OK.

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OK, erm... But don't tell Gavin.

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What? It's not obvious.

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I've lost my Valkyrie name badge.

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Oh, I think Gavin's got more important
things to worry about.

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You've just been kind.

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I'm going to be sacked.

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Mum's right.

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I'll end up on the streets.

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A Thai prostitute.

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Don't cry. Don't cry.

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I've got an idea.

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Sometimes they keep it bare.

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You can be Karen today.

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Oh, I touched your hand.

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I should be reassuring.

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You've reassured me.

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See you later. Bye.

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Karen. Welcome to Barker. Your chances
of dying are very slim.

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Karen.

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Karen.

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Karen.

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I've been thinking, Nev.

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Gosh, this is a day of firsts. About
little Colin.

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Oh, right. Do you mean your... I mean me
as a kid, you knobhead.

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Oh, goodness.

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About my dreams, being a fireman.

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Like, how can I, big Colin, look at
little Colin in the eye?

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No, I just gave up. Well, you know,
working for Valco is a very worthwhile

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career. I hold my head up high and say,
I don't miss running my own company, my

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corner office, the living wage, an
actual chair.

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I'm not like you, am I, Neville?

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I ain't a loser.

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No, no, very true.

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Yeah, right.

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I'm going to have to go and give little
Colin a cuddle. In this time, I do mean

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my penis.

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Hi, can I get some mint?

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Certainly, madam. Would you like lamb or
beef?

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If I can have the... Oh, shit! Are you
all right? No, I think so.

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Colin, could you get a nice pack? I
can't, Lev. I have to put little Colin

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now.

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Are you all right?

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Yeah. Yeah, it's just a very minor fire.

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The store was only closed for about 15
minutes.

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More like three hours, Gav. Any less
would have been dangerous, you loon.

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Um, yes, yes, I'll arrange the engineer
this end. Thank you, June. Yeah, bye!

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Right.

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Right, that's HQ off the centre a bit.
Yeah, good.

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Fuck off, June!

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It's like a bloody nanny's date!

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Lou, this is a very serious matter.
There was a fire in the store, right?

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could have died.

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Well, not really. The store was
completely empty. We haven't had any

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for hours. You know, I had sent most of
the staff home.

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What?

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Yes, hello, come in.

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Well, I think we've discovered the cause
of the fire.

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Somebody put something flammable in one
of the ovens.

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Arson?

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Potentially.

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Gavin.

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I have a horrible feeling this could be
my fault.

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You see, I was up here when an urgent
fax for you came through. Urgent? What

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does it say? I don't know, because I
accidentally spilled minestrone soup all

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over it. I always grab a tin off the
shelf at the back of the job. It really

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not. So I popped downstairs and I just
put the facts into one of the ovens to

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dry out. Oven?

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Suddenly I remembered that I had left my
phone at home. I also had Candy Crush

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during my suit break. It really helps me
to completely forget about work. You're

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not supposed to forget about your work.
So I very, very quickly drove home. You

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what? Chill out, Gav. I was just gone. I
was gone half an hour, an hour tops.

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Certainly, certainly no more than two.

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But you can probably guess where I'm
headed with this. I think I can.

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I think it was then that the arsonist
snuck into the store and put something

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into one of the ovens, presumably also
stealing your facts, because I never saw

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it again.

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No. The fact was the flammable object.

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Someone sent flammable facts? That's
insane.

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Paper burns. When you put it in the
oven, you cause the fire.

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How's it looking?

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Is there an egg?

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Oh, there is a bit.

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Oh, no, does it look horrible?

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No, not at all. You wear it very well.
Oh, you're very sweet.

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Is there someone I can call to come and
pick you up?

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Um, not really.

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I can't call my husband or my best
friend.

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Not now they're both on the same number.

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Ah, yes.

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I know that scenario well.

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Oh, really?

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Indeed, yes. I always say it's just nice
to see them both so happy.

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Oh, absolutely.

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I can never go back to a separate
kitchen and bedroom.

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I've even got new windows now. I finally
had them replaced after the gas

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explosion. I always say you've never
really rented a place until you've been

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blown out of it.

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Jinx?

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I'm Neville, by the way. Oh, Meg.

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Ice. Ice.

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Maybe.

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Go and ask him before he goes.

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Don't be such a wuss.

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Excuse me.

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Colin wants to know how you become a
fireman. It's his childhood dream.

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Yeah? Yeah.

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Yes, sir. We've got a station visit
today.

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Well, there's many school kids and that,
but... Fire truck.

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Will there be a fire truck there?

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Yeah.

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Yes.

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He said yes.

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All right.

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Hook down later, then.

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Yes, sir.

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Oh, God!

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I'm in Colin. How does that sound? Like
a really shit kids' programme.

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Oh, babes, I thought of you with a
massive yellow helmet.

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Like when I had that little problem? Oh,
and the blue boiler thing.

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Right, yeah, this chick, Harry, she
loves a guy in uniform.

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Yeah, my first boyfriend was a lollipop
man.

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I'd better prepare, man. I'm going to be
in the bogs, studying.

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Oh, babe, isn't it? I'm sure you're not
singed. No, look, I'm absolutely fine.

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I'm just a little warm.

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But look, we really need to talk about
this 24 -hour business.

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Well, I completely agree.

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I mean, it just seems like Lou's not up
to the job. Oh, I don't think it's that.

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I know you believe in her, my love.
After all, you hired her. But could it

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that she's pulled a fast one on us and
lied about her CV?

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I just think there's this whole idea of
the Valco 24 that's the problem.

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Yeah, but head office have made their
mind up now.

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They've already rolled it out.

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You know, they're not going to change
their mind. It'd be like turning around

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the Titanic.

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Which is what they should have done.

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Valco's heading for an iceberg and we're
just shuffling the deck chairs.

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Yeah, but it sounds like we have a dodgy
deck chair, my love. Either Lou's frame

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is rotten or her canvas is torn. Either
way, we can't sit on her. Well, her

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canvas may be a little unconventional,
but her frame is strong and willing.

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this ruddy great 24 -hour iceberg we've
got to worry about.

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Do you want us all to die in an ICC
having never known true love?

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No, I'm sorry. You've seen this film
more than I have. I'm a bit lost now.

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Oh, yeah. Sorry, love.

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I mean, I suppose the point is, do you
want to take action on Lou now or do you

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want me to?

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Hi, Margaret. Here are some weed bells.

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Thanks, Karen, love.

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Kat, oh.

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Oh, yeah, Karen.

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No probs, Em.

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Oh, proper hungover today.

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Oh, big night, was it? Oh, yeah.

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Got back late. Had a massive row with my
boyfriend.

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Wanker. Oh, dear.

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Yeah. Yeah.

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He's a biker.

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And a rapper.

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Always sounds a bit rough.

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Oh, he is, Em. But what can I do? I love
him.

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Do you know what I mean?

244
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Oh, yeah, I do. I do love you. I hope it
all works out for your Karen love.

245
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Doubt it. But that's just Karen's life,
eh?

246
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Catch you later, Em.

247
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Yeah.

248
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I feel so silly.

249
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Not at all.

250
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If I had a pound for every time I
smashed my face into something, I could

251
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reconstructive surgery.

252
00:11:38,840 --> 00:11:41,420
Oh, Neville, I think you look nice.

253
00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:47,360
Right, well, I'd better get back to my
meat.

254
00:11:48,080 --> 00:11:51,100
Yes, and I should get back to my car
before I get a ticket.

255
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It's free parking here.

256
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Never stops me getting one.

257
00:11:55,940 --> 00:11:59,940
Well, it was lovely to meet you, Meg.
Oh, yes, and you, Neville. Thank you.

258
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My saviour.

259
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Fine, thank you. Thank you for
everything.

260
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I'm all right. Just my leg. I'm all
right.

261
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Like yum -yums.

262
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Are you shy?

263
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Yeah. Fresh out of the oven, shy?

264
00:12:22,710 --> 00:12:23,710
I suppose.

265
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You did it, didn't you?

266
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Did what? You caused the fire.

267
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You came in during the night shift,
turned the ovens on, That you could get

268
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hands on just one sweet piece of pastry.
But you turned it up too high.

269
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Didn't you, Shy?

270
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And you burned the goddamn razor.

271
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No.

272
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Oh.

273
00:12:48,630 --> 00:12:50,510
I was kind of counting on you saying yes
to that bit.

274
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Oh.

275
00:12:51,950 --> 00:12:52,950
Sorry.

276
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All right. Well, that's all I've got.
Thanks, mate.

277
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You couldn't just, um... Oh, yeah.

278
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OK. Can I have the... Nope.

279
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Thank you.

280
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It's Fireman Colin.

281
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Oh, babe, that was it.

282
00:13:09,300 --> 00:13:12,940
Yeah, fine, why wouldn't it be? So you
signed up, then? Yeah, yeah, of course,

283
00:13:12,960 --> 00:13:14,800
yeah. Oh, my God, Colin, you did it.

284
00:13:15,060 --> 00:13:16,800
I'm going to be shagging a fireman
again.

285
00:13:17,340 --> 00:13:18,039
You what?

286
00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:21,680
I mean, I'm going to be shagging a
fireman. Well, I'm going to miss you,

287
00:13:21,760 --> 00:13:24,260
like a brother. A violent, perverted
brother.

288
00:13:24,480 --> 00:13:27,080
Yeah, mate, I've got to say, you're an
absolute inspiration.

289
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I'm lying, I'm lying. I couldn't do it.

290
00:13:30,780 --> 00:13:34,180
It just wasn't what I was expecting.
Lee's like, they haven't even got a pool

291
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table. And do you know what? They don't
watch anywhere near as much porn as they

292
00:13:37,460 --> 00:13:41,340
used to. Yeah, well, that'll be the
cuts. Yeah, and firemen are mugs, right?

293
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:45,340
They show me this training video and
they actually run into buildings when

294
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they're on fire. Well, that is rather
the point. It's fucking stupid.

295
00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:51,500
Neville doesn't even run into fires.
Well, not knowingly. What was little

296
00:13:51,500 --> 00:13:55,300
thinking? Are you serious? You chickened
out because it was too dangerous?

297
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:56,540
Oh, Colin.

298
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:58,600
I wanted a man in uniform.

299
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Hello? I've got one.

300
00:14:01,480 --> 00:14:02,480
Valco.

301
00:14:03,250 --> 00:14:04,870
Lisa, ambition kills.

302
00:14:05,290 --> 00:14:07,310
You are so not getting any tonight.

303
00:14:08,170 --> 00:14:09,170
Lisa?

304
00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:15,150
Excuse me. Are these on special?

305
00:14:15,550 --> 00:14:17,010
Two for one, love. Oh, great.

306
00:14:17,290 --> 00:14:18,790
Thanks. Drama.

307
00:14:19,190 --> 00:14:20,790
Let Karen tell you about drama.

308
00:14:21,170 --> 00:14:22,570
Sorry? I come home.

309
00:14:22,870 --> 00:14:25,610
There he is. Doing the dirty. Guess who
with?

310
00:14:26,150 --> 00:14:27,970
What? Only my sister.

311
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My own flesh and blood.

312
00:14:30,700 --> 00:14:34,060
The other mums on the estate, they say
to me, Karen, you're too nice, you are.

313
00:14:34,180 --> 00:14:35,400
He's mugging you off.

314
00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:37,640
Well, I can't help it, can I? I love
him.

315
00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:39,980
That's just Karen's life, eh?

316
00:14:44,040 --> 00:14:45,040
Are you, Gavin?

317
00:14:47,420 --> 00:14:50,800
Oh, you've got a face like a smacked
bone.

318
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,200
What's the matter?

319
00:14:52,240 --> 00:14:55,840
I've done a terrible, terrible thing,
Margaret. Something I am.

320
00:14:56,240 --> 00:15:01,260
Truly ashamed of. It's not one of them
dodgy internet searches, is it? No, no.

321
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:07,420
I've just played some wicked games on
people like some sort of evil puppet

322
00:15:07,420 --> 00:15:13,460
master. Well, my Alan always says,
anybody can screw up, but it takes a

323
00:15:13,460 --> 00:15:15,120
person to fix it.

324
00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:18,760
He said that to our son when he were
done for murder.

325
00:15:19,100 --> 00:15:22,760
Murder? Oh, no, I mean speeding.

326
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:28,000
Gavin, sorry.

327
00:15:28,700 --> 00:15:31,660
Okay, as soon as I got your message, you
wanted to talk to me.

328
00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:35,380
Yeah, do you want to finish brushing
your teeth first, Lou? Yeah, that'd be

329
00:15:35,380 --> 00:15:36,380
brilliant.

330
00:15:45,220 --> 00:15:46,220
Clean?

331
00:15:47,580 --> 00:15:48,479
Very nice.

332
00:15:48,480 --> 00:15:49,920
So, what did you want to say?

333
00:15:50,180 --> 00:15:53,500
Listen, we're going to have to talk to
Cheryl about the fire this morning.

334
00:15:53,540 --> 00:15:56,060
Well, what I'm going to do is I'm going
to tell her it was all my fault. Yeah,

335
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:59,540
if you say that, then she'll have no
choice but to sack you. I would hate

336
00:16:00,260 --> 00:16:06,120
I love having a job, finally. I love all
the free soup and DVDs. You took the

337
00:16:06,120 --> 00:16:07,700
DVDs, too? Only for my kids.

338
00:16:09,920 --> 00:16:10,920
Sorry,

339
00:16:11,640 --> 00:16:12,880
I'm just imagining getting home.

340
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,300
It's in their little disappointed face.

341
00:16:16,020 --> 00:16:17,020
Mummy failed again.

342
00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:21,660
Oh, I'm so sorry, Lou. You mustn't feel
bad. You have always been fair, always

343
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:22,820
been honest. I haven't, Lou.

344
00:16:23,580 --> 00:16:30,160
But I can fix this. Now, Cheryl is as
cunning as a fox and as wily as a...

345
00:16:30,160 --> 00:16:32,900
another fox.

346
00:16:33,100 --> 00:16:36,520
But, listen, I know that woman so well
and I know what she's going to ask you.

347
00:16:36,540 --> 00:16:39,240
So all you've got to do is to learn the
answers.

348
00:16:39,540 --> 00:16:40,540
Do you understand?

349
00:16:42,700 --> 00:16:44,700
I'm putting away the meat.

350
00:16:45,160 --> 00:16:48,540
I'm saying goodbye to the old church
day.

351
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:51,240
I'm putting away the meat.

352
00:16:51,520 --> 00:16:57,200
I'm wrapping up the sausages nice and
neat. Meg, did you forget something?

353
00:16:57,760 --> 00:17:00,220
Yes, I forgot to ask.

354
00:17:01,260 --> 00:17:04,720
If you would like to come up to mine for
dinner?

355
00:17:05,579 --> 00:17:06,700
On a date?

356
00:17:08,020 --> 00:17:09,480
Gosh, well, I...

357
00:17:10,380 --> 00:17:13,700
Oh, sorry, I should have known someone
like you wouldn't be single, you bloody

358
00:17:13,700 --> 00:17:16,859
bullmeg! Do you know what? I would
absolutely love to.

359
00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:18,099
That's amazing!

360
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:22,960
Oh, I don't have a table, but I'm a
terrible cook. Not a problem. I'd take

361
00:17:22,960 --> 00:17:24,480
to a restaurant, but I've less money
than a beggar.

362
00:17:26,020 --> 00:17:27,619
So it's a date, then?

363
00:17:27,819 --> 00:17:30,060
Yes, I think it might just be that.

364
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:33,120
Back on the old horse, Neville. Back on
the saddle.

365
00:17:33,660 --> 00:17:34,660
Yeah!

366
00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:36,700
Sorry.

367
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,800
Come in.

368
00:17:40,430 --> 00:17:41,109
Ah, Lou.

369
00:17:41,110 --> 00:17:43,590
Lou, good. Come and take a seat, will
you? As quick as you can.

370
00:17:45,270 --> 00:17:48,650
I'm sorry to drag you in early. I just
wanted to have a quick chat with you

371
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:49,589
about the night shift.

372
00:17:49,590 --> 00:17:51,070
Yeah, it was completely fine.

373
00:17:51,310 --> 00:17:56,350
I was just here anyway. I was working on
my sales plan for tonight.

374
00:17:57,490 --> 00:18:00,230
Oh, well, that's good. That's good,
because that was actually something that

375
00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:01,270
wanted to talk to you about.

376
00:18:01,470 --> 00:18:05,590
Um, figures are quite down, aren't they?
Any idea why?

377
00:18:06,150 --> 00:18:07,150
Yeah.

378
00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:14,740
Right, go on.

379
00:18:17,120 --> 00:18:19,980
Yucky, they don't like it. Sorry?

380
00:18:23,180 --> 00:18:25,020
The night customers don't like the
stock.

381
00:18:25,360 --> 00:18:27,560
Oh, you mean we're not catering to their
taste?

382
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:31,480
Yes. Right, so would a separate order
for the night customers be useful?

383
00:18:32,740 --> 00:18:37,080
Yeah. Good, great, let's put that down,
separate order. Great, anything else?

384
00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:42,520
Hand above.

385
00:18:43,490 --> 00:18:45,490
Excuse me? Hand on top. Hand on top.

386
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,550
Handover! Oh, you mean a better handover
between your staff and mine?

387
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:50,210
What a great idea.

388
00:18:50,550 --> 00:18:54,650
No, no, I agree. And then you could
prepare the display for the night

389
00:18:54,650 --> 00:18:56,270
who are looking for different products.

390
00:18:56,830 --> 00:18:58,370
Exactly! Exactly, Lou!

391
00:18:58,730 --> 00:19:00,370
I know, that all makes sense.

392
00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:02,650
Isn't it? That is great.

393
00:19:03,030 --> 00:19:04,850
And I was thinking, what about a bar?

394
00:19:05,830 --> 00:19:08,890
Yeah, I was thinking... Yeah, I was
thinking, like, how about a bar in the

395
00:19:08,890 --> 00:19:12,960
store? I have noticed that the night
customers, a lot of them, they really

396
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:16,020
a drink. And, my God, I need one to get
through this shit.

397
00:19:16,500 --> 00:19:18,500
Little strong, I've got the arsenic in
custody.

398
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,000
Oh, Donna, thank God you're here. You're
not going to like this.

399
00:19:22,140 --> 00:19:26,200
But... Yoo -hoo! Isn't this exciting?

400
00:19:28,840 --> 00:19:29,840
Hey,

401
00:19:31,640 --> 00:19:32,619
Heather.

402
00:19:32,620 --> 00:19:33,620
Hello,

403
00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:34,740
sunshine.

404
00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:36,080
Didn't know you smoked.

405
00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:38,820
Karen.

406
00:19:39,110 --> 00:19:40,190
Can't seem to kick him.

407
00:19:40,630 --> 00:19:41,810
Only pleasure, see?

408
00:19:42,650 --> 00:19:46,730
Right. Well, I just came to say that I
found your name badge.

409
00:19:47,230 --> 00:19:48,230
Oh, Heather.

410
00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:50,530
Feels like a lifetime since anyone
called me that.

411
00:19:52,610 --> 00:19:56,910
I just did, but... Take care, sunshine.

412
00:19:59,170 --> 00:20:00,170
Be lucky.

413
00:20:05,730 --> 00:20:09,110
So was that a no to the bar? I got a bit
confused back there. Yes, yes, it's a

414
00:20:09,110 --> 00:20:10,110
no. Right.

415
00:20:10,970 --> 00:20:13,890
Kevin, I'm really sorry about last
night. I feel like I've really let you

416
00:20:14,110 --> 00:20:16,690
No, it could have happened to anyone,
anyone who hadn't been trained properly

417
00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:17,389
their manager.

418
00:20:17,390 --> 00:20:20,170
Yeah, well, I've had like zero training.
I know, so, Lou, we're going to keep

419
00:20:20,170 --> 00:20:23,470
you on. But listen, I'm putting my
private parts on the guillotine here.

420
00:20:23,830 --> 00:20:24,529
Oh, dear.

421
00:20:24,530 --> 00:20:28,130
No, not literally. What I mean is I'm
taking a big risk.

422
00:20:28,730 --> 00:20:31,610
It's all right. I just need total focus
from you. Yeah, you got it. You got

423
00:20:31,610 --> 00:20:35,090
110%. Well, 100 is the maximum, but do
we have a deal? Oh, Lou.

424
00:20:38,090 --> 00:20:39,090
What? Sorry.

425
00:20:39,190 --> 00:20:40,190
Yes. Yes.

426
00:20:40,430 --> 00:20:43,210
No, there's... I was just... There was a
piece of dust floating, and it looked

427
00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:44,210
like a fairy.

428
00:20:44,290 --> 00:20:45,290
Come on.

429
00:20:45,350 --> 00:20:46,229
It's hot.

430
00:20:46,230 --> 00:20:48,990
I see you now. I borrowed it off my
mate, didn't I? Hey, come on. Make me

431
00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:49,549
the road.

432
00:20:49,550 --> 00:20:51,130
Idiot. Cross the road.

433
00:20:51,590 --> 00:20:52,590
Yeah.

434
00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:54,090
Oh!

435
00:20:54,950 --> 00:20:56,390
You like that?

436
00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:57,610
Thank you.

437
00:21:04,580 --> 00:21:05,780
It's just, um... Right.

438
00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:12,100
Now, are you sure you're going to be
okay? I've got to relax, Gabster. What

439
00:21:12,100 --> 00:21:12,899
going to do?

440
00:21:12,900 --> 00:21:14,820
Set fire to the store?

441
00:21:20,520 --> 00:21:21,520
Shy?